toddlers and tiaras

as a fresh fishy in college, i'm constantly asked "hey homie, what are you going to do with your life" well, today i had an epiphany& have figured it out!

i should mention that, this epiphany came to me when i was inhaling cosmetic products and was probably more of a high thought than anything else, but just go with it (:

so back to the story-i was fake spray tanning my sister& realized THIS IS COOL! i am giving a young person the power to feel all orange& cool (like snookie!!) and as she complained that the spray was too cold and that it smelled bad, a loved it.

so guys, i'm going to be a pageant mom!!! i might need a baby daddy& a couple million dollaaas to accomplish this task, but so far, i'm confident i can make it happen!