Saturday, January 28, 2012

pinning& pooping (:

so, my fellow friends who have no life...i've been busy lately!
doing what you might ask? as the title suggests PINNING! i love love love love love pinterest. loooooove it. i have a board for everything from hair to tattoos to my future children (hey, the best kids are planned kids right? so it's not totally strange for me to have that as a board...) so basically everyone should stop reading this right now and get an account.


still reading?
then here's what else i've been doing...
building a gingerbread traaaaaain! yes it's lopsided don't judge ):

going snowboarding...never again. i literally broke my toe. i would post a picture but it's too gruesome. 

taking pictures of my snuggle buns. aweeee<3 yesterday i bought a frame that says mommas boy& put his picture in it...heheh uhhh

and FINALLY being forced (literally, forced) to take my room from this.........again don't judge i'm a girl it's fine

to this! (minus the rug)

so anyway i hope you haven't missed me too much but it's obvious that i'm having more fun with my crazy beautiful life (ke$ha <3 <3 <3) 
words of advice though: don't pin while in class, don't go snowboarding if you don't know how (trying new things is for homos) and don't let your boyfriend see your room if you're not willing to deal with the consequences! and by that i mean cleaning for 3 days straight. 

Friday, January 13, 2012

22 more ways to piss me off

i have a confession to make...i think i'm a fussy person. at least that's what i've been told. lot's of things piss me off. everything from tying my shoes (i don't, ever), to people telling me my shoes untied (omg i know...i didn't tie it when i put the damn thing on& i've realized it's untied every time i've taken a step today and tripped. thanks captain obvious), to not having thawed butter JUST when i've made toast (seriously it's not that hard to take some out of the fridge when you finish the thing, even i can do it)


so..back to the point. i'm fussy, pissy, cranky, and easily annoyed by things that "normal" people don't even think about. that being said i think i have found my new best friend!
his name is kingsley and he is just as easily annoyed by stupid shit as i am! 

i was going to make a 22 ways to piss me off version 2.0 but now i don't even need to! he pretty much listed it all.
watch& laugh my friends(:
AND watch out for black cats, ladders and broken mirrors and happy friday the 13th hehehehe.





Sunday, January 1, 2012

new year, new me, same old bull

well, first of all happy new year!!! 2012 yay.

i'm sure you all had a great time that you don't remember& have spent allllllllll day in bed "recovering". if that's you, congrats! you just spent the first day of the LAST YEAR OF OUR LIVES in bed..good job.
normally, i would waste my day of facebook (or my new love pinterest!) but today i couldn't. literally every post looked something like this;
1) hAPpy new yerrrr hahahhahaah i lov eveyrone so drunk lolz gret way tos tart 2012 
2) wow spending new years alone ): i hate boys& parents& my friends and everyone ): waaah
3) new year, new me!! yipee bring on the sober not slutty life.


so dumb.
first of all, the internet is a really bad place to post about your crazy drinking habits. good for you that you're in highschool and party COOL STORY. or my favorite is the people who have graduated high school and now the only thing they've done with their life is play beer pong.
second post. no wonder you don't have anything to do on new years! you whine too much. no one wants to hang out with a boring whiny bitch.
third, YEAH FREAKING RIGHT. you're not going to change your life cause it's 2012. if you really wanted to not be a slut, you would have stopped sleeping around in october. as for the fat people who are going to lose weight? probably not. you'll be an avid gym member for january and then go back to your ways of eating 18 cheeseburgers for lunch.


my resolution this year is simple: be happy(: if that means going to the gym alot, cool. but if i also want to spend a month on an ice cream and mcdonalds diet i'll do that too. i'm still going to swear like a sailor while driving, and i'm not going to clean my room. and i'm going to have the best damn year of my life. especially since it's going to be our last, right?


happy new year errrbody.