frat boys, romcoms, and starbucks.

you might be wondering "hmmm...what do those three things have in common???"

probably not much, eh?
well, they are all three easy to get attached to, and hard to get rid of. but i think that's where the similarities end.


so frat boys:
i think carrie underwood said it best when she said "the more boys i meet, the more i love my dog" aaaaaaaand that's all i have to say about that.


romantic comedy's:
i've decided i don't like them. they are un-realistic. i'm sorry, but in a REAL relationship, if i left my man& baby to run away to vegas to do something and then i changed my mind i would not be gettin him back. in real life, kissing in the rain isn't cute, it's uncomfortable. have you ever felt sexxaaaaay in wet jeans? yeah didn't think so. your wingwoman isn't going to magically fall in love with you like you want her to. and if i had to remind my boyfriend every day that we were dating, i'm sorry it just wouldn't work out. so screw all those damn romantic comedy movies. my life is more a mix of the bad girls club& all the food network shows.


starbucks:
aka, my life. soooooo like every normal (hehe) person, i have complaints about my job. i'm not a morning person, 3am is when the partaaaay should be getting started, not when i want to wake up. i don't like to run around for 8 hours every day, and i just love the people who order cappuccinos and decide after it's been made they want it sliiightly dry. but for the most part i love it there! singing baby got back even when the lobby is full of customers, getting partners to do my homework, and especially my customers! i love talking about all the blind dates that 'triple venti vanilla latte' goes on, 'grande nonfat extra hot latte' tips $5, 'two double short cinnamon dolce lattes and a rf very berry coffee cake' is a cutie patoooooootie and it's so sweet that he gets coffee for his mom, 'venti pike with cream& 3 sugar' is channing tatums twin, i swear, and finally 'iced venti caramel macchiato' gave me $95 dollars worth of hair!! i've been given things before, everything from business cards, to fruit, energy drinks, eyeshadow, and a cupcake. but hair?! ahhh (: 
i cut my hair lately and look like a 12 year old boy. she came in this morning& we were talking about how homo toddler i looked& she said i looked cute& went on her way. LITERALLY a minute later, she is back at the speaker& is all like "i have hair extensions you can have! i don't wear them, they are real, were on sale for $95 blaaaah blah i'll bring them tomorrow!" and i was like yaaaaaaaaay i love you free drinks for life but didn't really think much of it. she didn't pinky promise so really anything could happen with that, and besides she's not a morning person. soo maybe 15-20 minutes later she's back AGAIN with the hair! yeeee omg lol heheh yay (: they are super dark BUT minor detail i'm just way beyond excited! 




thoughts to leave you with:
"when one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us"
helen keller

costume cr8zyness

if you're anything like me (hopefully you're not) you're bored of most Halloween costumes! guys are always cowboys, girls are refs, couples are nuts and bolts, babies are pumpkins, and kids are disney stars. so i took it into my hands to help& think of actual GOOD costumes for ya'll! i even have cute ideas for your favorite furry friends.


women:

pebbles!

griff gal

i like these because they are suuuuuuuuuper cute and creative! they have sex appeal without showing your vag to the world. what more could you ask for.

boys:

i'm actually not sure exactly what he is. please don't wear this.

boys fart all the time anyway.

DREAM costume. i will pay someone to wear this(:

couples:

i guess this is the same idea as the nut and bolt, plug and outlet, hotdog and bun. but this is at least shiny!

ladies, put your man in his place (;

babies and tots:

now i understand why old people say they just want to 'eat babies up' awwwwwwh.

i actually want this hanging from my car...

all kids these days have cell phones anyway.

kids like toilet humor!

pets yaaaaaaaaay:

great, now i want fries.

polly wanna cracker?

hi i'm crying

hmmmm, having an emotional day today. it's my friday, and i'm soooooo ready to have a morning that doesn't begin at 3am! right after work i spent literally 5 hours on a project i had no idea how to do, and now have two essays to write ): maybe that's why i find this video SO DANG CUTE!

naaaah, i'd think this was freaking adorable even if i wasn't on the brink of exhaustion. 


but there is another reason i'm a lil bit off my emotional rocker today, i haven't had my usual 47 hours of doing nothing on facebook ): i downloaded this handy dandy horrible tool called stayfocused for google chrome. it limits the amount of time you can spend on chosen sites, like facebook or myspace if anyone still uses that, or iheartbananas.com, or whatever your little heart desires to waste time on. while i'm super happy that i actually got a solid amount of homework done, i just can't do good stalking in ten minutes.


but this really has been a roller coaster day because i'm in a crazy happy festive mood! i love holidays. like, love them. i celebrate everything from pie day to christmas and everything between. and in just days halloween will be here! to celebrate, i found this...enjoy (;
hahahah rofl lol hehehe omg

reason #329 why old people shouldn't operate machinery

disclaimer: i guess it would be safe to say that i hate lots of things...you will never catch me eating a pickle, i would prefer to walk a bazillion miles than to drive for five minutes, elevators make me cry, and cheese is just gross. but old people is not one of the things on that list! they remind me of helen keller in the way that they can't see or hear but are still solid parts of our society. most of the time their baking is good (although i always check the expiration date of foods in an old persons fridge before i eat it), and if they don't need to take a nap break halfway through, they often have good stories to tell. but the one thing that old people should never, never, EVER be allowed to do is operate machinery of any kind. 




example 1:
a few weeks agoish (like an old person, i have memory problems) i was minding my own business driving about in a wal mart parking lot. as i was on my way to the exit i see this very eldery and very, very senile old man driving full speed-think 30mph-straight towards me. wal mart is a crowded parking lot& i drive a tank, so i do the only thing i could do...honk. what does old man gramps do? drive faster towards me. so long story short, he ended up scraping my bumper and driving away as if nothing had happened. his license should be revoked.

but no, this inability to drive is not just limited to men and cars!
example 2:

last week i was again MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS in the magazine isle of fred meyer. i was distracted by the cover of the female body building magazine (don't judge me, she looked creepy) when i hear a crash and look up just in time to see an old gram gram hit my cart head on with her little scooter cart. she looks behind her to see one of those little book stands toppled over with all the books on the floor, then looks at me says 'heheh woopsies' and zooooooms away. she probably doesn't even have a license. i hope.

if that isn't enough to convince you that the elderly shouldn't drive, then i don't know what is!


so on a much better subject besides crazy old peeps i have a new song obsession! it's not thaaat new of a song but all of a sudden i'm in love with it. like, it's been on repeat on my itunes for 6 times so far (: take a gander at it!

love letters and monkeys

have you ever wanted to tell someone something but just couldn't?!

well if that's the case, then you need to check out http://lettersillneversend.com/

it's a place where you can write letters to that person who you wanted to tell you love or hate or whatever else! they never know, but you still get the satisfaction.

then, to the monkey business (haha)

my obsession of the day has been..............

it's the perfect way to avoid homework without eating a whole jar of peanut butter!

toddlers and tiaras

as a fresh fishy in college, i'm constantly asked "hey homie, what are you going to do with your life" well, today i had an epiphany& have figured it out!

i should mention that, this epiphany came to me when i was inhaling cosmetic products and was probably more of a high thought than anything else, but just go with it (:

so back to the story-i was fake spray tanning my sister& realized THIS IS COOL! i am giving a young person the power to feel all orange& cool (like snookie!!) and as she complained that the spray was too cold and that it smelled bad, a loved it.

so guys, i'm going to be a pageant mom!!! i might need a baby daddy& a couple million dollaaas to accomplish this task, but so far, i'm confident i can make it happen!

whaaaaaaat up homies!

hi everyone!
(uhm, by everyone i mean taylor neubauer...)


most people don't know this, but i actually have quite a few thoughts swimmin around in this brain of mine, sooo instead if just letting them go to waste, i thought i'd share them all& everything else that goes on in the life of a blonde mexican right here!


so uhhhh yep check back soon hollaaa<3