Monday, October 17, 2011

frat boys, romcoms, and starbucks.

you might be wondering "hmmm...what do those three things have in common???"


























probably not much, eh?
well, they are all three easy to get attached to, and hard to get rid of. but i think that's where the similarities end.


so frat boys:
i think carrie underwood said it best when she said "the more boys i meet, the more i love my dog" aaaaaaaand that's all i have to say about that.


romantic comedy's:
i've decided i don't like them. they are un-realistic. i'm sorry, but in a REAL relationship, if i left my man& baby to run away to vegas to do something and then i changed my mind i would not be gettin him back. in real life, kissing in the rain isn't cute, it's uncomfortable. have you ever felt sexxaaaaay in wet jeans? yeah didn't think so. your wingwoman isn't going to magically fall in love with you like you want her to. and if i had to remind my boyfriend every day that we were dating, i'm sorry it just wouldn't work out. so screw all those damn romantic comedy movies. my life is more a mix of the bad girls club& all the food network shows.


starbucks:
aka, my life. soooooo like every normal (hehe) person, i have complaints about my job. i'm not a morning person, 3am is when the partaaaay should be getting started, not when i want to wake up. i don't like to run around for 8 hours every day, and i just love the people who order cappuccinos and decide after it's been made they want it sliiightly dry. but for the most part i love it there! singing baby got back even when the lobby is full of customers, getting partners to do my homework, and especially my customers! i love talking about all the blind dates that 'triple venti vanilla latte' goes on, 'grande nonfat extra hot latte' tips $5, 'two double short cinnamon dolce lattes and a rf very berry coffee cake' is a cutie patoooooootie and it's so sweet that he gets coffee for his mom, 'venti pike with cream& 3 sugar' is channing tatums twin, i swear, and finally 'iced venti caramel macchiato' gave me $95 dollars worth of hair!! i've been given things before, everything from business cards, to fruit, energy drinks, eyeshadow, and a cupcake. but hair?! ahhh (: 
i cut my hair lately and look like a 12 year old boy. she came in this morning& we were talking about how homo toddler i looked& she said i looked cute& went on her way. LITERALLY a minute later, she is back at the speaker& is all like "i have hair extensions you can have! i don't wear them, they are real, were on sale for $95 blaaaah blah i'll bring them tomorrow!" and i was like yaaaaaaaaay i love you free drinks for life but didn't really think much of it. she didn't pinky promise so really anything could happen with that, and besides she's not a morning person. soo maybe 15-20 minutes later she's back AGAIN with the hair! yeeee omg lol heheh yay (: they are super dark BUT minor detail i'm just way beyond excited! 




thoughts to leave you with:
"when one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us"
helen keller

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