costume cr8zyness

if you're anything like me (hopefully you're not) you're bored of most Halloween costumes! guys are always cowboys, girls are refs, couples are nuts and bolts, babies are pumpkins, and kids are disney stars. so i took it into my hands to help& think of actual GOOD costumes for ya'll! i even have cute ideas for your favorite furry friends.


women:

pebbles!

griff gal

i like these because they are suuuuuuuuuper cute and creative! they have sex appeal without showing your vag to the world. what more could you ask for.

boys:

i'm actually not sure exactly what he is. please don't wear this.

boys fart all the time anyway.

DREAM costume. i will pay someone to wear this(:

couples:

i guess this is the same idea as the nut and bolt, plug and outlet, hotdog and bun. but this is at least shiny!

ladies, put your man in his place (;

babies and tots:

now i understand why old people say they just want to 'eat babies up' awwwwwwh.

i actually want this hanging from my car...

all kids these days have cell phones anyway.

kids like toilet humor!

pets yaaaaaaaaay:

great, now i want fries.

polly wanna cracker?