new year, new me, same old bull

well, first of all happy new year!!! 2012 yay.

i'm sure you all had a great time that you don't remember& have spent allllllllll day in bed "recovering". if that's you, congrats! you just spent the first day of the LAST YEAR OF OUR LIVES in bed..good job.
normally, i would waste my day of facebook (or my new love pinterest!) but today i couldn't. literally every post looked something like this;
1) hAPpy new yerrrr hahahhahaah i lov eveyrone so drunk lolz gret way tos tart 2012 
2) wow spending new years alone ): i hate boys& parents& my friends and everyone ): waaah
3) new year, new me!! yipee bring on the sober not slutty life.


so dumb.
first of all, the internet is a really bad place to post about your crazy drinking habits. good for you that you're in highschool and party COOL STORY. or my favorite is the people who have graduated high school and now the only thing they've done with their life is play beer pong.
second post. no wonder you don't have anything to do on new years! you whine too much. no one wants to hang out with a boring whiny bitch.
third, YEAH FREAKING RIGHT. you're not going to change your life cause it's 2012. if you really wanted to not be a slut, you would have stopped sleeping around in october. as for the fat people who are going to lose weight? probably not. you'll be an avid gym member for january and then go back to your ways of eating 18 cheeseburgers for lunch.


my resolution this year is simple: be happy(: if that means going to the gym alot, cool. but if i also want to spend a month on an ice cream and mcdonalds diet i'll do that too. i'm still going to swear like a sailor while driving, and i'm not going to clean my room. and i'm going to have the best damn year of my life. especially since it's going to be our last, right?


happy new year errrbody.