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so, since i am a mind reader& everything, i know exactly what YOU (oh yes, you) are thinking. besides the fact that you can't wait for turkey, and wanna do the dirty dirty you are thinking who are you?!?!?! who is this funny woman giving me all this AMAZING advice?! well. i have a confession to make. i am actually hotter than H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS. yes, yes i am. so instead of making you go to bed at night imagining megan fox, or whatever. i thought i'd share with ya'll what i really look like (: 
sweet dreams