101 ways to get pulled over

not to toot my own horn but, *toot toot*! i'm pretty pro at getting pulled over. so if you're bored& feel like being a little dangerous here's some ways to get pulled over easy peasy (:

1. drive at strange hours of the day. between 2am and 5am should do. cops are bored& like to prey on innocent speeders trying to make curfew! 
2. speed, speed, speed! 5 miles over isn't going to cut it. if you're not going 15 over, you ain't livin on the edge. literally. if you are speedy speedy and go around a corner, you risk putting your car on one of its edges. 
3. don't speed. go 20 in a 60. 
4. drive backwards. the whole drive. includes neighborhoods, freeways, ROUND-E-BOUTS!
5. pretend you're a dog and drive with your head out the window.
6. don't defrost your windows.
7. don't scrape ice off your windows.
8. follow #s 6& 7. but not 5. you'll have to guess where the road is, but it's fine.
9. break like a child in drivers ed.
10. eat while driving.
11. nap while driving.
12. pop a zit while driving.
13. call 911 and report that someone is driving while talking on the phone. give them your license plate number.
14. drive in the left lane.
15. drive the wrong way in a one way road.
16. drive the wrong way on the highway.
17. drive in the bike lane.
18. take #17 one step better and drive on the sidewalk.
19. woohoo while driving.
20. read my blog while driving :D